Tennessee-Mom

I was helping my daughter brush her teeth tonight and saw out of the corner of my eye of my ass. Now where did THAT come from? When did that happen? When did that grow? I couldn’t belive it, was that really me? My daughter told me that I had a really small head and a really big body and I looked like a jellyfish. I’m not quite sure what she meant by that, but she hugs my tummy and says that she loves my big jelly tummy so I don’t feel so bad. But then I look in the mirror, god who is that looking back at me? Because it sure isn’t who I think I am!